I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Also, beer. Big fan.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
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