You're completely useless in the revolution.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
Pooping to opera.
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