this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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