WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
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