i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
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