Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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