I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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