as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
How does it feel to date your dad?
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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