Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I woke up under a house in Key West
Randomize
