I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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