bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
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