does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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