brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
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I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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