My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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