i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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