Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
how does that bad decision feel?
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