a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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