what if I'm pregnant?
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Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
I had to cum in my sink.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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