there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
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