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Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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