Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
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