he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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