How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
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