smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Terrible idea I love it
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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