the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
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How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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