god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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