i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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