FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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