just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize
