my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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