u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
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