well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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