Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
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