Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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