Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
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