what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
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