Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Randomize
