It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
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