But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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