I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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