As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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