Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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