yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
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