On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
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