so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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