well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
he shaved USA in his pubs
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
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