no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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