hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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