Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
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