I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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