ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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