Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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