Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
I party with great urgency now.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Randomize
